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Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie
“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !
by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021
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mont licky

ADJ- The action of a male receiving oral sex in a fashion of a momma cat licking her kittens clean

NOUN- Impact drill, such as a DeWalt, Makita, or Milwaukee
ADJ- Hey look, Gino is afraid to try mont licky

NOUN- Hey Gino, gimme that fuckin mont licky!!!

**FOUNDED BY BLAIZER AND JIMMY***
by JOBSITE TALK February 2, 2024
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Monte

A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...
Person: I'm so lucky to have known Monte.
by AnonymousPhrog1290 December 1, 2024
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Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.
GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...
by Danvillian July 16, 2020
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Monte charge

a Very good professor with a big smile and kind heart
"c'est moi le chef ici"
-"Na9raw se3tin monte charge "
-"Din zebi ...."
by LPS pupil November 21, 2021
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Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
by nerd observer March 25, 2025
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Monte

Monte is so annoying
by XloserX April 22, 2019
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