missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her

I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito

by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

missionary trip

Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.

person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."

by jo_z June 2, 2015

Trans Missionary

Missionary sex between 2 trans individuals with opposing genitals, in which the person being penetrated is doing the fucking, and the person penetrating the other is being fucked. Eg. A trans man riding a trans woman's penis counts as him fucking her, despite the physical roles being reversed.

Jess, that trans guy I like, came over and we did trans missionary 🤤

by Sosilly26 November 19, 2023

Missionary

Sex position

I love missionary step bro. Porhub.com.

by anonymous May 12, 2023

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

Trans-Missionary

A member of the LGBTQ+ community that spreads the word of the LGBTQ+ ideology to any and all around them, whether or not anyone asked or if it's even relevant to the topic of conversation.

Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;

- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative

- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence

Person 1# "So today I had a Trans-Missionary tell me that my hair style is cultural appropriation"

Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"

Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"

by Namdrater August 27, 2021