Mer

(noun) A person who coasts through their personal and professional lives doing things the same shitty way they ever have, with little concern for the impact on other people or their surroundings.

Origin of mer:
1997, Montreal: M(inimum)e(ffort)r(equired)

see also: 'Meh'

"My C-level manager is a total Mer, I hope they stub their toe today."

by kidvicarious November 14, 2022

Mer

Prononciation: MU-RRR

A word commonly used to imitate an annoying, desperate hoe

Can also be used at one’s discretion:
Ex: A-Mer-Zing, MER-ked

Dylan: “she’s so fucking mer, am I right?”
Sawyer: “yeah, I wouldn’t fuck with that mer”

by Mr. Mer Master March 25, 2024

mers

-Pronounced /merz/
A generic, genderless possessive pronoun in place of 'hers' and 'his'

See also 'mer', 'ee', and 'merself'

Those glasses are mers not yours.

by AqAq May 7, 2018

mer

1. A generic, genderless object pronoun instead of words 'her' and 'him'.

2. A generic, genderless possessive adjective instead of words 'her' and 'him'.

See also 'ee' and 'mers'.

1. The first time I saw mer, I was so shy.

2. Ee was walking to mer desk car to pick mer car keys.

by AqAq May 7, 2018

Nique sa mer

Bah let's go quoi

"Nique sa mer"
"Je sais pas comment je suis sensé interpreter ça"
"Bah lets go quoi"

by UndeadTourist July 30, 2025

Mer

Tends to be free willed like then ocean. Kind and caring. Shy but knows when to speak up. Very smart. Also very beautiful. Has a carefree soul tend to have water zodiac signs.

Person#1. I didn't finish last night's homework.It was really hard! Did you?
Person#2. Oh! Mer helped me with that!!

by 6720 June 12, 2020

Coco-de-mer

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.

Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.

by A Moot Point! October 6, 2008