Mermaid Vomit

Trend where it is fashionable to suspend pieces of shells, rocks, and sand in resin, often made into decorative pieces. The result looks like regurgitated mermaid vomit. The term "mermaid vomit" came into popularity on a thrift store Facebook page after disagreements on whether mermaid vomit was the same defined by "Vomit clock" Any object made this way can be called "mermaid vomit."

"Bea! Check out this Mermaid Vomit lamp ! Won't this go great in the bathroom??"

by BooBehr October 9, 2019

The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019

desert mermaid

Desert Mermaid is a disabled Artistist and Youtuber on a Mission to spread Peace, love, laughter, and the beach to stranded mermaids and pirates everywhere! In 2011 Desert Mermaids entire life changed after injuring her lower back, resulting in life long chronic pain. After hitting rock bottom, she bravely started her life over. Desert Mermaid also known as, Keshia Marie Lamons, Vlogs her life and always encourages others to always follow their dreams, never give up, and to live life to the fullest! As someone who has felt alone in her pain. Desert Mermaid wants to provide a light for others so they don't have to sit alone in the dark!

Desert Mermaid is amazing! Her videos inspire me to keep chasing my dreams!

by Frank Noe Phillips September 18, 2017

mermaid fuck

when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach

Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.

by PrincessCupcakes June 7, 2016

meth mermaid

Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.

"Video Candice is trying to lure me in like a siren with their meth mermaid ways look at her mouth"

by Malias Malias April 8, 2020

mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper

Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.

by bweiser21 February 20, 2015

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014