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Mathematical Remains

Math stuff we commented about, downloaded, posted, sold, or even stole online that linger in cyberspace long after our last heartbeat—the e-books, tweets, blog posts, articles, jokes, memes, NFTs, and the like.
How much mathematical remains or remnants would you have left behind after you’d journeyed to the other side of eternity?
by Numerati November 12, 2023
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Mathematics

A smarter way to express the word 'math'.
"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".
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Mathematics

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.
Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
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Mathematical Slowies

Non-trick or non-tricky math questions that you can do at your snail’s pace without worry or fear of having to sit for any killer test or exam—they are recommended for self-confessed folks who pride themselves of being “hopeless at math,” or not being born with the “math gene.”
Mathematical slowies are the opposite of “mathematical quickies,” which are generally solved with some insight, and often accompanied by an occasional aha! reaction.
by Numerati January 19, 2025
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Mathematical Fraud

One who has achieved far beyond what his average or below-average mathematical intelligence could allow him to do, by lying, bullshitting, scheming, pretending, or backstabbing—the mathematical equivalent of a racist-rapist-turned-fraud-felon who got elected, rejected, and reelected despite all the odds against him.
Guesstimate how many mathematical frauds make it bigly in the publishing industry worldwide every year.
by Numerati December 6, 2024
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Mathematics

Legal form of torture in the shape of numbers and algebra.

Where you have to solve problems for a mean man or woman who already knows the answers.
It's as stupid as mathematics!
by Storms brain November 23, 2021
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