mateo molenaar

a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university

damn mateo molenaar makes my stomach turn in circles with how big them damn ears are

by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a boy who you may have a crush on. Pisces, not short but not tall, not that cute but kinda cute, is friends with guaica, soccer/sporty kid, skinny asf, a lot of girls like him, and has an iphone 11 but no social media. whats the point of getting a phone without social media..? anyways, you try to become friends with him and hes understanding the assignment. a little. dark hair and eyes. kind of wimpy. he acts gay sometimes, in a stupid way (as in humping a cone and such dumb actions) but you still talk to him. you really want to be best friends with him , but not act too weird about it. he is the only boy in your class you try to be friends with.. almost.

mateo: what it says up there

by DojaCat_Official May 24, 2022

Mateo

A soccer player who is happy and homeless with a few good friends he likes dick and is always bored

You Is that Mateo
Me Yep

by dhhsjsjsjdhdhddhdh November 17, 2022

Mateo Bernal

fucking nigger

oh my god! Mary! Is that a Mateo Bernal??!

Yes! Hes a fucking nigger!

by mateobernalhater April 9, 2024

Mateo

This name doesn’t mean shit, like any others by the way.

Can you stop Mateo ?

by Vorgolf November 22, 2021

mateo bringas

dude who sits next to carto in 2nd period science

vidhyuth: omg is that mateo bringas

by vvukong November 8, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a perfect human being. He is shy, so he does not like to be overwhelmed by people but he definitely has a bunch of friends who loves him and are always there for him.

Everyone that gets to know him is more than lucky.

Mateo will give you the best time of your life.

by mjbb November 23, 2021