Mat Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl, a Mat Carl is when a guy puts on a strap-on backwards (sitcking out from his ass), and butt-fucks another guy with it.

Kirk was begging for a Mat Carl from Jim by not showing up in Vegas...

by Slug Football Draft July 20, 2008

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

man mat

A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.

Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.

by catlady70 March 27, 2016

Dash Mat

Not quite as dumb as a flashmob but a little cooler than taking a selfie with your iPad

Dude, did you see Kate's Honda Civic? It had a sweet dash mat in it!!

by bcs82000 October 11, 2018

dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Mat Sacha

He is a nice, caring, tall, cute, and athletic boy. He is a good kisser. He has a huge dick.

Mat Sacha is so hot

by Abc123def567g8 June 6, 2018

bruno mat

That ugly concrete stamp that scofield makes.

Hey Jason, I need to order those concrete stamps but don't give me any of those bruno mats. Ask Greg to get a price.

by concrete guru April 4, 2019