In the Mao

When someone is 'in' or when someone does something sick. However, it 'mao' can be used for other things. The 'mao' is essentially a metaphor to whatever the user wishes it to be. Short version is 'itm'

When your friend just got their interest's number
"Dude Joey is in the mao!"

When your crush and you have a heart on snapchat
"Bro I'm in the mao"

When you score a basket from halfcourt
"IN the mao!"

When you get an A on your math test
"YOooOOOO, innnnnnn the mao!"

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.

Me:

Jérémy: ling maos

by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021

mao

a random word you can write on your hand

"i was just writing something and it came out as mao

by someone random 12 June 11, 2023

la mao fao

William Liu’s signature phrase

“My mom just died,” said Justin
“La mao fao.”

by Mr. Macc February 21, 2022

mao

mao: verb - mao, mao'd, mao'ing.

To scavenge work area for free items.

He was caught mao'ing for food.

by rhombuspi July 15, 2014

mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021