Skip to main content

Magicianism

It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.
idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"
by Zelex August 31, 2018
mugGet the Magicianismmug.

Magician's Assistant

A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.
That girl just gave me the Magician's Assistant.
by Gluestickglobal January 12, 2010
mugGet the Magician's Assistantmug.

Dick Magician

“i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”

“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
by $exyMagician$assistant October 22, 2022
mugGet the Dick Magicianmug.
.7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.
.7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.
by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
mugGet the .7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.mug.

Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by Adm04 August 1, 2021
mugGet the Magicianmug.

Raunchy Magician

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”
I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand
by Chancellor Rodriguez January 4, 2022
mugGet the Raunchy Magicianmug.

Magician's proposal

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
by vibrant mass May 15, 2020
mugGet the Magician's proposalmug.

Share this definition