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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
mugGet the Madam Dictatormug.

Madame Clearwater

You're perfect
by sauce piquante August 14, 2021
mugGet the Madame Clearwatermug.

sir-madam

a man who is not a man. without a tool,a lesbian moron.
judy is a lesbian so every one calls him/her(use whatever you want to) sir-madam
by lesbianhunter October 13, 2004
mugGet the sir-madammug.

MADAMS

Moms Against Dead Alien Monster Sex
I'm a mom against dead alien monster sex I'm in MADAMS
by Tanners Law October 5, 2017
mugGet the MADAMSmug.

Madam Bhaji

What an Indian man ( typically from Punjab region) calls a girl that is like a bro/sis to her. It is a form of a respect.
" Oh Madam Bhaji! How have you been?
" Madam Bhaji, how is your husband/boyfriend been?
by bungydancer January 4, 2024
mugGet the Madam Bhajimug.

madame fujoshi

someome who is a literal fujo queen.
an icon… an important person is basically american history
“omg madame fujoshi posted a new tweet!!”
“madame fujoshi is such a queen
by jayszsa May 13, 2024
mugGet the madame fujoshimug.

dear sir/madam

very formal way to say hi when you write a cover letter applying for a job
Dear Sir/Madam,

I am an art director/designer and I am creative in all the areas of web, logo and mobile design and I am contacting you about a Freelance Designer job that is available.
by trofimar November 14, 2013
mugGet the dear sir/madammug.

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