Sewer Mule

1. an extremely unattractive female. 2. a female that is considered undesirable.

"This place is full of sewer mules! Where are all the hot women at?"

"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"

by ValleyMadness.com September 11, 2006

Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)

1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.

by boss_and_chief April 23, 2011

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 05, 2022

mule dicking

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

by Keegasaur July 24, 2014

kentucky mule

A cocktail

1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice

Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?

by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

mule stain

A person, place or thing that causes extreme feelings of dislike or hatred.

My sister in law is such a fucking mule stain.

Or

My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.

by yaaer of the mule May 19, 2013

Mule-ing

Giving out serious levels of banter and not giving a flying fuck who gets upset... all aboard the banter bus

40 years old and still mule-ing

by Sutty9 August 24, 2018