Bob lumpis is cool
by Olive lunetta February 09, 2021
When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
by Aiden226 April 06, 2016
by Ross Piller November 15, 2007
when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
by dasvidaniya September 28, 2019
A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.
by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023
A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021
A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.
by Warning Guy May 19, 2021