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Louisville

A third rate hick city in Kentucky white percentages of inbreeds and white trash. A city that smells like ass most everywhere you go. Bad drivers all around and you'll nearly have an accident every day going to work. Its a given because the locals don't have the mentality to properly merge or act as if they have any sense behind the wheel. A city of fake people that general act as if they are the greatest yet severely behind the times technology wise. Very unclean city, trashy, and a stark mixture of post industrial buildings, ghetto neighborhoods, and trash blowing all over the place including the grass lined areas along interstates. Schools are terrible evidence by being 118th out of 154 KY school systems.

Large amount of ghetto illiterates both white, black, and Hispanic that can't function in the real world so they live in Louisville. Ran down buildings, one interesting week out of the year, and provincial behavior with a mix of tribalism.
eg. We's from Da Ville, we're too lazy to say Louisville. So we has to say dat because we have no edyewcayshun.
by Louisvillesux April 5, 2011
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LouisvilleSlugga

The official john of GPA whores everywhere.
by LS February 4, 2005
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Louisville Slugger

a piece of wood like a bat, that can be mainly used to bash peoples faces in
this louisville slugger is gonna meet your face one of these days belle
by The REAL Bubblegum Fiend October 15, 2003
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Louisville Basketball

Sorry excuse for a gathering of an audience. Also known as the biggest waste of time other than the downtown arena.
I want to use the restroom but I am out of Louisville basketball.
by GoBigBlue February 3, 2010
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Louisville Lisp

The act of reciting your ABC's with a mouthful of wang.
Betsie really had trouble pronouncing LMNOP because of her debilitating Louisville Lisp. And because my dick was in her mouth.
by Bruce Bushtickle February 3, 2005
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Louisville

A Border City situated by the falls of the Ohio River. Despite it's downtown facing the Indiana shore, it thinks it's in the middle of Kentucky. Despite being situated along the lower rim of the Midwest it thinks it's in the middle of the South. Locals refer to the northern half of the metropolitan area as "Southern Indiana" despite Evansville being much farther to the south.
A city with what is possibly the most irritating regional pronounciation of a city in the USA, right up there with Norfolk Virginia. Though there is some variation in the regional pronunciation, the typical pronunciation used by people in the local media (TV and radio) could best be described as "Loo-a-bull" (pronounced in such a way that sounds as if one is gargling ______, quickly swallowing on the second syllable) which could be translated as "getting a male bovine to sit on the toilet."
A city that merged with the large county (Jefferson) where it served as the courthouse, back in 2003, imperializing the area around it, accelerating municipal hype, and giving developers an excuse to pave over the rest of the county.
The greater Louisville area is doing it's best to suck away all the jobs (at any cost) from the state of Kentucky as well as other large cities in the rest of the region like Chicago, Cincinnati, Nashville TN, St. Louis, and Indianapolis
by Getmethefuckoutofhere April 7, 2007
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Louisville

A two horse town in Kentucky.
Jesus H Christ this town blows. It's almost as bad as Louisville.
by D Vader March 11, 2009
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