by Alstarwalker June 28, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.
Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. - why are you that sick bro?
- I just tried to watch Logan Paul, but my mom called the ambulance.
- I warned you, Logan Paul brings cancer!
- I just tried to watch Logan Paul, but my mom called the ambulance.
- I warned you, Logan Paul brings cancer!
by Imahaterr May 15, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. A white ass crack who likes to look at dead bodies and then has the nerve and the mental retardation to say "HOLY SHIT LETS POST IT!"
by The Modernized Philosopher June 28, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. Is a popular social media star well known on vine, This Blonde Choch has a family/fandom named the logang which you hating people can join because logan is a amazing person, anyways logan is everyone’s hero :)
by Lauren is best personn January 29, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. A boy who grew up in Ohio and made his dreams come true, he is extremely savage and an great motivational speaker he's the guy who all kids basically want to be and give thanks to him cause when people are sad he cheers them up .
"Wow look it's Logan Paul I want to be him when I grow up " or. "Have you seen Logan Paul's new video today "
by Jujubean65 April 2, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug.