lmao

Laughing My Arse Off

Something that is impossible to do

n00b: LMAO
Me: That is actually impossible

by Laird Cookie February 8, 2007

lmao

Licking my anal orifice

The toilet paper wouldn't do the job so I was lmao.

by H TO THE ARLOT February 10, 2003

lmao

1. Laughing my ass off

2. Peter Chen

1. Hahahah I lmao when i fuckin stomped that guy out

2. hahaha, I died, lmao.

by vince'syayo July 28, 2008

lmao

Laughing My Ass/Anus Off. Once online, a guy was chatting when he told another guy a joke. He replied: LMAO! The next day he was found dead at his keyboard, his ass was never found...

Did you see Donald Trump? He just flipped that the wall between the US and Mexico wasn't gonna be built!

lmao

by AVeryGoodPerson May 13, 2018

LMAO

Let's
Make
A(Terrorist)
Organization

Hey dude, LMAO

by eflhughfpguhrpgui4hpgi94hgprui March 26, 2020

lmao

laughing my anxiety off

my boyfriend broke up with me
lmao

by g0th b01 December 15, 2018

LMAO

As you have read, it means Laughing My Ass Off, but what has NOT been explained is the origin. Laughing is supposed to be the best medicine, but it is also the best exercise. Well, behind sex and walking. Anyways, if you laugh, you lose weight, hence laughing your ass off.

Sara- I LMAO-ed so much last night I think I lost weight! Thanks so much sweetie!
Joe- Ya, I was hoping you would.
Sara- *GASP* *SLAP* WE ARE THROUGH!
Joe- I was jk!!!!!! LMAO
Sara- NOT FUNNY JOE!
Joe- *snickers*
Sara- I hate you.
Joe- Wanna do it? You'll lose those last 5 pounds...
Sara- .... Fine. But JUST this once!

by Laughomatic February 28, 2010