left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

left handed

left handed = 20k pp
left handed = #1 & #2
left handed = respect+

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you left handed?
Guy 2: Naw.
Guy 1: Damn, you must really suck at osu! don't you?

by /bobby/ September 9, 2020

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023