Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.

Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Pork-Based Lawnmower

MAOAM - Mow Ham...

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023

Lawnmower

A Mexicans best friend and best way of making money

That Mexican make a lot of money out of that lawnmower

by Sackboy69 July 13, 2021

lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.

Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!

by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024

Lawnmower

Dirty Carpet Muncher

The dirty lawnmower munches on her friends carpet

by Skydiver29771 November 13, 2020

Lawnmowered

Drunk

I was totally lawnmowered last night...

by SalmonJack May 13, 2015

Mississippi Lawnmower

Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.

"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."

by gongjio January 31, 2023