LAWNMOWER

Losers Are Willfully Neglecting My Orange Wife Entering Rebirth

Me: Yo Joe Biden, LAWNMOWER!

Joe: Uh uh uh, grass?

Me: No Joe, LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by OG Crackerman May 4, 2022

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Mexican Lawnmower

Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!

A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau

by Luka Lazarevic May 16, 2025

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Lawnmower

One of the special kids in the wheel chair with the controller. They also roar.

"Look! lawnmower girl's coming!"

by Man Guy Fork February 9, 2024

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A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.

I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower

by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020

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Wirral lawnmower

The art of filling the anal cavity with cheap lager then sealing with butplug. After the period(longer the wait more potent) the male quickly drinks the lager along with days worth of shit.

Hey Klayton got Wirral lawnmowerd by Thea and it was crazy!

by Oatesy42 July 13, 2025

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