sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips

Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere

by Bummer753 June 06, 2024

Mississippi Lawnmower

Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.

"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."

by gongjio January 31, 2023

Mexican Lawnmower

Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!

A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau

by Luka Lazarevic May 16, 2025

Lawnmower

Dirty Carpet Muncher

The dirty lawnmower munches on her friends carpet

by Skydiver29771 November 13, 2020

LAWNMOWER

Losers Are Willfully Neglecting My Orange Wife Entering Rebirth

Me: Yo Joe Biden, LAWNMOWER!

Joe: Uh uh uh, grass?

Me: No Joe, LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by OG Crackerman May 04, 2022

Adam Marron Lawnmower

An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either

Billy go take out the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

No bosch, no flymo, just the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023

Lawnmowered

Drunk

I was totally lawnmowered last night...

by SalmonJack May 13, 2015