the ride on lawnmower

When girl bites and slits your dick when giving you head.. like the blades of a lawnmower.

Philip: Hey man how was last night? ;)

Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.

Philip: Tough dose bro.

Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!

by ThePussySmasher2k14 May 26, 2014

Somalian Lawnmower

1) The act of biting ones gouch and/or taint hair off and chewing in an erotic fasion

2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth

"Robyn has a few pubes in her teeth, but I bet Scott liked that Somalian lawnmower."

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

iron lawnmower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.

"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"

by OnomatopoeticallyDefines November 2, 2013

Scandinavian lawnmower

When a girl is getting eaten out and the pubes get stuck in the persons teeth. The person then proceeds to yank their head back ripping out the hair.

Last night I accidentally did a Scandinavian lawnmower on my girlfriend.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Starting the Lawnmower

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.

Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009

Hollywood Lawnmower

when you are having sex with a girl and her bush is ginormous, so as she is about to climax (to keep her from stopping you), you grab a razor and shaving cream (or whipped cream if you're kinky)and shave her down!

Man, Stacy's muff was insane, so last night i gave her a hollywood lawnmower.

by kenvinw August 17, 2008

Uganda Lawnmower Egg

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hairs and adding them to an omelet for purposes of sexual gratification.

I served my boyfriend a Uganda lawnmower egg yesterday. To get me back he gave me a Tony Danza.

by crbapr March 22, 2009