cold lampin'

innactive, chillin', similar to the cool temperature of a light in a lamp that has not been used in some time.

We was in da crib, just cold lampin' like we do.

by Brian Gibson July 7, 2004

LAMing

LAMing (LAME ING) ~ verb. LAM standing for"Look At Me". Often perpetrated by attention seekers on social networks in the form of short stories or what they're doing this minute to attract attention from various people. Serves as a pun since all "LAMing" posts are by definition, lame. LAMing often causes douchechills... beware.

All Martin does is make LAMing posts about how great he feels, or who he hung out with, or how his work week went, as if we give a shit. It's all for his ex to look at on Facebook in order to try and make her jealous. It sickens me.

by apennismightier December 23, 2010

lampin

Kickin back hittin some of the herbal essence

Kyle: yo what u up to?
Nick: Nutin mayne just lampin with Evan and Anthony come join.

by O.G. Sank January 9, 2010

laming

The very act of being lame.

Quit laming and get your ass here!

by CyraX May 25, 2004

Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010

In the opening days of February 2010, a person or persons unknown started a stupid new trend on facebook and myspace that swept through like an avalanche. Countless people posted the following status: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this in your status and the first entry for your name under comments."

This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.

And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....

Oh man, I remember staying up all night during the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010, rejecting as many lame-ass self-serving first name definitions as I could. It seemed like they would never end. I only wish we could remove all the ones from years ago, but most have too many votes and are thus "too popular" to be nominated for removal.

Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!

UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.

Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!

by klopek007 February 5, 2010

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018