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nu labour

Asinine slang term for the British "New Labour" movement of the 1990s to late 2000s under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.

Generally employed by would-be political commentators on internet forums who aren't as witty as they think they are.

See also: Bliar
THE NU LABOUR GOVERNMENT JUST TOOK AWAY ANOTHER OF MY FREEDOMS- BLIAR BLIAR OUT OUT NOW
by Saiyra June 14, 2011
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Shia LaBeouf

He is a living proof that jealous men exist. So many slutty boys his age are so jealous of him because of his success and good looks.

He is also hated so much by the dudes because they hate how popular he's become and how many sexy girls he's kissed onscreen.

Just like how Angelina Jolie is amongst girls, he is that amongst the guys; who hate him because he's hot and they bring up excuses like "come on, he's goofy looking", "average" or "he is ugly". He's one of the few guy actor that gets those attacks, which proves that he is hot, a rare gem in Hollywood, that makes so many men envy his looks.

Even Spielberg and Bay have some sort of a fetish of him.
Jealous guy: Not Shia LaBeouf again, I can't stand looking at his ugly face.

Normal guy: What, do you want a guy you find attractive instead? You gay or what?

Jealous: Uh...what...uh...ahem
by jealousymurders May 17, 2011
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labious

Possessing a copious labial surface area, minora and/or majora.
"How was that girl last night?"
"Fuck bro, dat pussy was mad labious."
"That's kinda hot man. I love Arby's."
by VulvasForDays April 11, 2016
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labeouf

Verb. To copy and paste someone else's online comments as your own. A type of plagiarism.

--ing, --ed
I'm too busy to write a sincere apology, so I'll just labeouf one from the Internet.

He couldn't come up with a clever response of his own, so he just labeoufed one from Yahoo Answers.
by Strunkazoid January 11, 2014
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awk-larious

When Becca got a prize no one applaud it was awk-larious
by Lenkel May 26, 2010
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Lari'Larious

Really funny thing you hear or see.
The comedy show last night was Lari'Larious, I couldn't stop laughing...
by Anton O October 27, 2007
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Hand Labour

A hand job. Wank off. Toss off. A good tug.
"That bird just gave me hand labour."
by Mikey1-82 May 5, 2009
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