Sugar Lung

Bronchospasms and excessive coughing induced by the consumption of edible goods with a high sugar content. Continuation of consumption will lead to sugar tuberculosis. Only known treatment is water and immediate cessation of consumption. Halloween to Easter marks the height of sugar lung season.

1. *cough*cough* Damn. The candy corn gave me the sugar lung again!
2. These pixie stix sure did give me the sugar lung!
3. Doctor, my sons boogers are blue. Do you think its sugar lung?!

by Candy Stripers March 15, 2014

Cum lung

When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.

The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.

by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018

lung bongos

large breast

I'd like to play those lung bongos

by (JB17) July 27, 2009

Concrete Lung

The respiratory treachery that is felt in the subsequent days after being entranced in a social gathering in a structurally deteriorating setting with minimal airflow and unhealthy rates of airborne particulate matter.

My mom still thinks I got tuberculosis from Jakes house, but it’s just the concrete lung.

by wgaccione October 20, 2019

Lung custard

Like lung butter. Possibly lumpy.

Clotilda Puddingworth coughed up some lung custard. Shall I put this in a sandwich, she wondered.

by Mr Thick December 19, 2012

Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.

She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.

by bigpiece June 17, 2020

Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.

Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.

by Ballbarian August 20, 2016