lumpi

Lumpi is the sweetest cat in the whole universe. He is a very handsome red cat.

Lumpi is marie's cat

by Bade.lwanne January 3, 2017

lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch

Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “

by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020

Lumpy

Lumpy is a Geordie term to mean something is nice.

"you have a lumpy arse" he said "thankyou, you have a lumpy face!"

by kakascraner420 July 22, 2025

lumpy back

A sex position where those marks from sleeping well are rubbed against ur S.O.’s junk.

She gave him a lumpy back.

by Beans1122331 July 5, 2021

Lumpy

Extremely lazy; when you don’t want to get out of bed all day.

I’m feeling extremely lumpy today.

My gf is so lumpy; she never wants to do anything but be in bed all day.

by Tooginger December 18, 2021

Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.

Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.

by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009