Launch

Launch (slang term): to jerk off.

"bro i caught jeremy launching in the boys stalls"

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.

I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.

by KingJx212 November 1, 2021

Jug Launch

A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick

I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch

by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024

Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

Launch a democrat

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.

After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.

by NylonPimp August 21, 2025

Pelvic Power Launch

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.

I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.

by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018

Rocket Launch

When you feed your women many laxative's then proceed to eat here ass while she launches on face.

Yo, I linked that thick bitch and I initiated a Rocket Launch

by This is a shiiit show November 23, 2021