Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

by Drahky96 October 17, 2023

Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 08, 2018

kung fu

cocaine

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...

by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019

Kung-Fu

Takes many difficult steps to complete object.

Changing a tire takes some kung-fu.

by Lalajuicy October 03, 2022

kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga

person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what

by Super pixel March 08, 2022

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.

Kung Fu DUNK!!!!!!

by GallifreyDude March 27, 2012