Kirk Hammett

A San Franciscan who started playing at the age of 15. Now the lead guitarist in metallica Hammet is pushing the limits of guitarists. But one question why no solos on St. Anger?

kirk hammett is legendary

by Mendoza October 28, 2003

Kirk Hinrich

Combo guard, 6'3" 190 lb, captain and the most popular player of the Chicago Bulls. After being drafted #7 in 2003, Hinrich helped the Bulls turn around from the worst in the league to the playoffs in only his second year. Kirk played for four years at the University of Kansas under Coach Roy Williams, where he led the Jayhawks to two consecutive Final Fours and within three points of a national championship.

Q: Dude, who's that white dude with the Harry Potter hair?
A: Oh, that's Captain Kirk. He's the best. He can defend anybody and hit the big shot. Kirk Hinrich's the man!

by Teven Styler April 15, 2005

kirk cameron

a whales vagina.
the female sexual organ of a whale.
the whales pussy.
big vagina head.

kirk cameron is a whales vagina.

by RJ aka...R.J. January 30, 2005

kirk out

Being overly mad at soemthing.
Synonyms: freak out, flip out, go ape shiznit.

That girl just stepped on my foot, I am about to kirk the f*ck out!!!"

by Lindsay "kirks my middle name" Edgerton August 11, 2004

Joe Kirk

Alter ego of Obi Wan Kenobi from Star Wars

Joe Kirk decided to stop kicking the small child's ass with his awesome lightsaber and return to doing his homework.

by Randy Hurst May 5, 2010

Kirk up

To make something more convoluted, disheveled, twisted, or shittier than it was before the 'kirk' up in question occurred. To fuck up royally.

Person 1: Wow, the Texas Rangers committed a huge Kirk up by moving Michael Young to DH.

Person 2: Yeah, no wonder they haven't won a world series yet.

Historian 1: Hitler did indeed Kirk up when he invaded Russia with blatant disregard for the Soviet-German non aggression pact of 1939.

Historian 2: Yup, you should never get involved in a land war in Asia

by Pike-a-licious May 2, 2011

Alejandro Kirk

A god amongst men. Alejandro Kirk will soon be recognise as one of the best catchers of all time. The sheer speed and athleticism of this man is ground breaking for the human race.

That guy is almost as fast as Alejandro Kirk.

by KingNation120 May 19, 2022