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Keenan

Keenan is the best type of guy you will ever meet. They are very Christian and like to go to church. They are intelligent and funny. All the girls love him. They are so handsome and sexy. If you are a girl who knows a Keenan go date him. The best type of Keenan is the black one with an afro and likes the color red.
Daaaang, I think I need to date Keenan he is too sexy.
by PEOPLELOVER123 October 13, 2021
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Keenan

That one kid at your school who looks fat but is just big and tall. He looks chubby because he is, and everyone thinks they can beat him up, but they can’t. he could beat up that one dick named Chase. Keenan is smart and funny, but the only humor that kids find funny are inappropriate song like California girls. And people thinks he’s dumb because he doesn’t have a phone or Snapchat or TikTok. And he isn’t in the group chat either so when he asks questions on the bus they just say” shut up dumbfuck” This is because he has real parents who actually care about his safety and mind rotting from the internet. He is aloud to do some things but you know TikTok is truly bad. And Keenan is kind and compassionate. he cares about you and would risk his life for you. Finally he is shy. If you know him he’s not good friends with you because he doesn’t feel like you’re good enough friends to keep secrets. And if he disappears down the opposite side of the Hal or mysteriously walks out of the lunchroom it’s because he is hiding away in lunch bunch because no one gives a fucking shit about what he says. He has to talk to you for you to talk to him. No one ever directly speaks to him. And if you like him he’s waiting for you to approach him. Because all of the girls secretly like him but don’t tell there besties because they’ll be embarrassed.

That’s his life.
Person 1: Are you Keenan
Person 2: Maybe
by Duffin Keynarn Dagels June 6, 2023
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was that a blue keenan, the keenan brown is so blue
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Keenan

that is very Keenan of you.
by keenanhater2003 February 2, 2023
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Keenan

Keenan is an extremely racist neo nazi, and a KKK member, who plays games in class, is an otaku, a weeb, is so stupid, has smelly breath, and is a horny devil. He says impeccable things about women and harasses them often
He gets no bitches so he turned gay. He got rejected by over 20 women. He has a crush on an anime character, a male one.
Hey, look! It's Keenan, the big fat ugly giant gorilla.
by blueryu October 1, 2023
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Keenan is a name belonging to a very very cute, sweet, adorable, lovable and loving boy whom you might be fortunate enough to meet. If you are, hes very unique. You’ll never find anyone even similar to him and when you meet him, you won’t know that he’ll be your favourite person to talk to in the future.
I love you, Keenan!!
by KeshaCow August 17, 2024
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Katherine Keenan

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