kale

A hot guy that has a big cock that girls are all over
i love kale he has a big cock
by pphole March 28, 2021
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Kale

Not fat.
Kale is not fat
by That Homeless Kid June 30, 2020
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kale

kale is a name for a person who is gay, emo, and edgy
by im u and u are me January 06, 2022
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Kale

Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi
Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.
by Minioncurry52 January 18, 2025
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Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡
“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”
by kalesslvvt September 12, 2021
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kale

that green ass shit that you buy at the store
Damn that's some nice kale
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Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.
Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)
by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020
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