A Kirby Kiser is when you take an old Kirby vacuum cleaner and use the hose to suck off an old man. Then you spread the old mans jizz on a kiser roll and eat it.
2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.
2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.
1) I was horny and hungry but I could not take my lunch for another few hours. I opened a door in the nursing home I work at and took my old Kirby vacuum and sucked out the jizz from an old man. I then put the jizz in a kiser roll and ate it.
2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.
3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!
2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.
3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!
by Balls on Balls July 14, 2011
A seemingly sad person, usually around the ages of 9-12 that wears beanies over their eyes and plays ssbu till 3 in the morning. Often caught trying to get off school because they are "sick" however they just want to play ssbu.
Teacher: Hey why are you so tired and sad
Kid from across the Class: Sir, thats the depresso Kirby
Teacher: fucking hell
Kid from across the Class: Sir, thats the depresso Kirby
Teacher: fucking hell
by ssoonn December 09, 2021
by Satan Tonio texas cowboy March 15, 2016
I'm ready to kill my boyfriend; I was in the middle of going down on him when he gave me a hot kirby!!
by maureen May 18, 2004
An lying whore who lies to get attention. She lies about pregnancys and miscarriages. Some prefer to call her "big chin Paige".
by MissSas February 20, 2017
by $wagMachine3000 March 06, 2016
The act of accidentally dropping a filthy steaming deuce while your humping the hell out of some broad/bro. Most commonly occurring after a high fiber meal.
I was in my parents room doing it in there shower with Joey and as he was railing me out he accidentally pinched a loaf on my parents shower floor, I look down and theres a Kirby bomb splat down on the floor.
by John Lindley December 17, 2007