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The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
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Kim jong un

Vhin's dad
Siri who is vhin's dad ... Kim jong un
by Robbie346747 February 10, 2018
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Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"
by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024
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Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards
My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un
by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024
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Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un
Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno
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kim jong pepe

a person that is green and a streamer.
Person 1: i think kim jong pepe is interesting
Person 2: cool
by your real na,e February 16, 2024
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Kim Jong-Un

my bts bias.
omg who’s your bts bias? kim jong-un
by nigerianprince August 12, 2019
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