kiddie glaucoma

1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent

2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning

Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.

by CactusJoe71 February 05, 2010

script kiddies

In the realm of computer science, a pejorative term used to describe a lower life form with no aptitude and a god complex.

You all made that game with point-and-click Game Studio?!? Ya bunch of script kiddies! Learn to code!

by Judecn July 26, 2006

packet kiddie

A fucking asshole who spends nights and days on the internet infecting people with litmus bots and uses them to packet others also known as a botnet

My friend sue is a packet kiddie, funny thing is i actually pwned her first

by Joshua Tempesta March 07, 2004

kiddie fiddler

my dad

my dad

by joe bloggs September 05, 2003

Kiddie fiddler

Child violinist

Kiddie fiddler .Man that 9 yr old with the violin is sexy

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

kiddy pool

The act of ejaculating into a females belly button.

"After Railing your mother I gave her a kiddy pool."

by johnny crunk o matic November 21, 2007

Script Kiddies

Kids who would like to be el33t hackerz but just copy the work of others, thinking themselves cool.

Dem script kiddies think they be el33t haxors, but they really suxor! Dude, for real!

by Stephanie Gilgut December 10, 2003