sean jones

An Amazingly attractive A-hole that is always there when you need him to be. Sarcastic, annoying and yet can't get along without him. Sean Jones is the the guy you should hang with and party to make sure that you make it home safe and sound while having a great time the whole way.

"That guy hanging with Sean Jones has the right idea! "
"Sean Jones is always who I call first"

by NotThatGuy18 July 29, 2017

Dylon Jones

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play

That Dylon Jones is weird

by Lemoncakes72 September 29, 2019

gavin jones

The GOAT the best the sexiest man alive.

Gavin Jones is sexiest, and best man alive.

by Gavin Jonez March 08, 2017

Jake Jones

A Jake Jones bust down is a cigarette that someone (usually jake jones) smokes down to the Newport sign and gives it to you. A.k.a a crappy bust down.

Let me get a jake jones. , Why did you jones me?

by Tree dwelling coalition May 28, 2016

George Jones

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 02, 2010

mike jones

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

by i <3 mike jones March 15, 2005

t jones

Your mother or female guardian.

Yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.

by logan marks September 13, 2005