Johannes

He is the most wonderful guy i've ever met in my my entire life, he was my first love. He's so pretty and he's one of a kind. He's funny and really have a cute smile. He's so sweet and unique, he's the kind of man i will choose over and over again. He's the man i want. He's exactly the poetry i wanted to right. He was once mine but i tragically lost him.

If you ever read this, i hope you're happy now wherever you are. I wish you all the best and you will always be my Hindenburg lover Giddy. Goodbye Johannes.

-Ish

by Your first love, August 19, 2021

johann

guy that will steal your soon to be ex

johann took my girl

by bartholo_hindenburg November 15, 2023

Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me

Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe

by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022

Tiebe johannes

The throat goat

Tiebe johannes gave me the best sloppy ive ever had, i almost died it was that good.

by Tiedejouanipa February 5, 2025

Johannes

Biggest pussy alive despite only eating cock

He is sutch a Johannes

by HHFHGFDYTFTDF January 10, 2022

Johanne

A sweet and soft girl who acts very different depending who she gangs out with. She is wery akward and deep conversations are not always her thing. She also cryes alot.

You: hi!
Johanne: hello:)
You: hey, i think you spilles some sauce on ur shirt;)
Johanne: im really sorry! Pls dont hate me!:(

by Imscaredcomepickmeuplol October 10, 2019

Johanne

A johanne is very powerfull and hype, when you first meet her she would be very weird and a little bit cold, but she’s liking have control over things. Johanne is at the most time happy, but she is just hiding her feelings, she can be so sad and stressed and feel like nothing is real, but no one can see it ‘cause that fake smile she makes looks so real. She is also very funny to be with and always has crazy ideas!

A johanne is thin and very sporty, she has a lot of friends. She is very hot and her boobs are big, she is just perfect!

Johanne

by Ashie789 November 24, 2018