She is drop dead gorgeous, smart, witty and spends a lot of time walking....combine that with being a total nympho, she keeps very fit. The girl is "sitting on a goldmine" but chooses broke losers to hook up with. Her reward: a trip to the clinic along with some penicillin....but can't get a cigarette after a session of Sweating to the Oldies from the food stamp collecting loser she is momentarily attracted to, so she will go to a liquor store and beg for a smoke.
She has been known to use her wily skills to get what she is after by just dropping her lower garments and assuming the position...it amazing to see such a vision of beauty doing such things! It'll surely put a smile on your face and get your blood pumping.
She has been known to use her wily skills to get what she is after by just dropping her lower garments and assuming the position...it amazing to see such a vision of beauty doing such things! It'll surely put a smile on your face and get your blood pumping.
Me: Hey Jillian, let's go out to the garage.
Jillian: Ok
Me: ??? where did she run off to? "Oh, there she is, on her hands and knees! And it seems that she has lost her pants on the way out to the garage!!! Whooda thunk it?"
Jillian: Ok
Me: ??? where did she run off to? "Oh, there she is, on her hands and knees! And it seems that she has lost her pants on the way out to the garage!!! Whooda thunk it?"
by soundslikebstome December 1, 2023
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by NotMuch2It July 16, 2020
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by asdfaphysical February 14, 2015
Get the jillian anderson mug.Jillian is a bitch ass bum who is shaped like a little boy. Never trust a Jillian they’ll stab you in the back and lie about many many many many many many many many many many many fucked up things. She doesn’t care about anyone else’s feelings but her own. She’s erratic and will talk to herself while worshipping Jesus. That is not ok. Idk who let this bitch worship Jesus. Like fr. Who have this whore permission to breath.🙄
Don’t even talk to a Jillian, she’ll try to fuck up your life when you least expect it. Also she sucks the fun pita everything.
Don’t even talk to a Jillian, she’ll try to fuck up your life when you least expect it. Also she sucks the fun pita everything.
by Tamtas diki اينينيرحسزس March 5, 2020
Get the Jillian mug.Hottest girl you will ever see. She is not like other girls. She is brilliant, kind, and has a wicked sense of humour. Beyond that, shes a sex god. Seriously, she will chew you up in bed. Watch out, if you’re ever lucky enough to go to bed with a Jillian, you will get addicted.
Person 1: “Omg dude, I just had sex with the smartest, funniest girl ever with the biggest boobs I've ever seen. I cant get enough of her.” Person 2: “Bro, you're so whipped. She must be a Jillian.”
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