A dude with a VERY big dick. He has a big-ass ego yet is the kindest person on this planet. He is a arsonist at heart. He also has a big freaking dick. Like a BIG dick. Like a big BiG bIg BIGGGGGG dick.
Friend 1: Hey look its the new kid
Friend 2: Ya his name is Javier and he likes to like things on fire
Friend 1: Oh...
Friend 2: But he has like a really REALLY big dick
Friend 1: Oh? I gotta get his number!
Friend 2: Ya his name is Javier and he likes to like things on fire
Friend 1: Oh...
Friend 2: But he has like a really REALLY big dick
Friend 1: Oh? I gotta get his number!
by goodoldfriendlybitch1234 February 12, 2022
Get the Javiermug. Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.
This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
by Cakencock March 24, 2024
Get the Javier Jurado-Juradomug. gangsthur cuh ‼️‼️🥶🥶
Boy 1: I wanna be a javier 😱
Boy 2: yeah same 🥺
javier anthony is the type of dude who is a gangster and will always live by that. he’s so cool and gangster ish, ya feel?
Boy 2: yeah same 🥺
javier anthony is the type of dude who is a gangster and will always live by that. he’s so cool and gangster ish, ya feel?
by bhhahhsjeie12 July 15, 2021
Get the javier anthonymug. by Jacksonismysecondname August 20, 2021
Get the Javier kohmug. a name for a dude usually, and he's gotta have the best memes
he can be rude and an asshole but otherwise a great friend to laugh with
he can be rude and an asshole but otherwise a great friend to laugh with
by GlucoseGuardian May 10, 2018
Get the Javiermug. HOT HOT HOT! He is sexy loyal and all the girls love him. He is the best at basketball and is dating a girl at the moment and always pulls. Funny and even though it seems like he’s mean he’s a nice sweet person that’s underrated
Derrick Javier is a strong hot man that has many girls looking to date him but he’s already in a relationship and will wait because he’s loyal
by ZENDINZ November 20, 2021
Get the Derrick Javiermug. Javier is a handsome man who will always keep you laughing even when you’re at your lowest. He’s loving, kind, and attentive to those he cares about. He constantly doubts how great of a person he is but those around him know he deserves the world.
by Tokyo7_7 November 22, 2021
Get the Javiermug.