The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).
Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"
John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"
John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner July 04, 2020
a stupid little 12 yr old girl who makes shitty content for her stupid ass fan base.
nobody gives a crap about her despite her having over 1m followers (most which are stupid 12 yr olds who bot her dumb ass subscribe button) means nothing to anyone. If she stopped making cringy content maybe she'd be a decent person but apart from that she's nothing but shit
nobody gives a crap about her despite her having over 1m followers (most which are stupid 12 yr olds who bot her dumb ass subscribe button) means nothing to anyone. If she stopped making cringy content maybe she'd be a decent person but apart from that she's nothing but shit
by PNG_Hater April 27, 2022
by q12hq March 12, 2022
by CHEEZE-itzpog March 16, 2022
K: Fuck it, i'm lying my bad homie, i was, yknow, playin wit the jellybean. I know you dont like anything sexual or anything like that so thats why i said the exercise band
M: that's so fucking cringe why would you say this to me
M: that's so fucking cringe why would you say this to me
by jelyben January 16, 2022
I was talking dirty with my girl and then went to the bathroom. I noticed a little jellybean right before taking a piss.
by SloppyRamen June 28, 2022