"The Game" Is a scientific mystery that has been plaguing mankind for centuries... well, maybe since the 80's.
There are three rules to The Game.
1. When you learn the rules, you are condemned to playing the game for all eternity.
2. When you think of the game, you lose.
3. You must declare loss by saying to all people in the vicinity, "I Lost The Game!"
People often play with an amendment to rule two, stating that you cannot lose the game by thinking of it when someone declares losing the game. Otherwise, a terrible ripple of losing would spread throughout the world.
There are three rules to The Game.
1. When you learn the rules, you are condemned to playing the game for all eternity.
2. When you think of the game, you lose.
3. You must declare loss by saying to all people in the vicinity, "I Lost The Game!"
People often play with an amendment to rule two, stating that you cannot lose the game by thinking of it when someone declares losing the game. Otherwise, a terrible ripple of losing would spread throughout the world.
by Anon E. Muse April 25, 2009
by Brendan McB January 31, 2004
Congratulations! You are now playing the game (if you weren't already). The Game is very simple
1. You are always playing the game.
2. You cannot win. You can only lose.
3. You lose whenever you remember the game.
4. Whenever you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose".
5. After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing.
6. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
7. The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.
1. You are always playing the game.
2. You cannot win. You can only lose.
3. You lose whenever you remember the game.
4. Whenever you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose".
5. After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing.
6. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
7. The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.
Person X: "I just lost the game"
This now starts a chain reaction of people losing the game. Also, you just lost.
This now starts a chain reaction of people losing the game. Also, you just lost.
by Scootaloo November 19, 2011
1. Upon reading these rules, you are now playing the game.
2. You are always playing the game.
3. Once you think of the game, you lose and must announce it to the world.
4. You win when you die, and therefore can no longer think of the game.
2. You are always playing the game.
3. Once you think of the game, you lose and must announce it to the world.
4. You win when you die, and therefore can no longer think of the game.
by koompandoof February 21, 2012
"The Game" is a worldwide game where every time you think of it, you lose. Nothing happens, but you restart and the next time you think of the game, you lose again.
Crap, I lost the game! I haven't thought about it in years.
by Masteratthings May 16, 2017
A general term to describe the current hotttest video game. Often referring to the latest call of duty or madden.
by Monjeco May 08, 2020
I LOST!
Rule 1: you are playing the game
Rule 2: Whenever you think about the game you lose
Rule 3: Loss must be announced
The objective of the Game is to forget that it exists
Rule 1: you are playing the game
Rule 2: Whenever you think about the game you lose
Rule 3: Loss must be announced
The objective of the Game is to forget that it exists
by shit-i-lost April 24, 2009