Jemma itis

A newly found disease where the infected is slowly suffocated to death, the pain starts in the face and abdomen , then makes you dizzy of low oxygen being passed to the brain and then slow death of suffocation by laughing. The cause is by overly funny friends or some that laughs at anything even some drinking energy drinks. There is no cure for this, at least you die laughing.

(Someone laughing really hard and uncontrollably) oh no she/he got a case of Jemma itis, get away you'll die from laughter if you're infected!

by Victim of Jemma itis August 26, 2018

WOOLLETT-ITIS

A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.

Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..

by Suck a Fkwit July 24, 2023

TheOffice-itis

When you have excessive attachment to The Office show

I have TheOffice-itis; I have watched the show nonstop for 48 hours straight.

by ILoveMichaelScott September 9, 2018

Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"

Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.

by Ghiberty December 31, 2009

Tetris-itis

Someone who overly uses, addicted, to Tetris. They can't eat, sleep or be merry without one dose of Tetris.

A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.

Martyna has tetris-itis

by DoctorR January 1, 2012

Sidekick-itis

Sidekick-itis (Sidekick - eye - tiss), as coined by Lindsay Ellis, is a word for a phenomenon that occurs in (usually fictional) media, where said media has (or what is considered) to be an overabundance of "sidekick" characters.

"This movie has a bad case of sidekick-itis, even the sidekick has a sidekick!"

by Sir Rodger Dodger January 24, 2021

Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto

jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'

by opulence_magic February 18, 2021