Ion

Someone adorable ,handsome and kinda nerdy.
Always supportive a little shy at first but a lot funny guy,beautiful lips and eyes.
Can look cold but he is a sweet teddy bear after you get to know him .
Intelligent and a great knowledge of computers and technology,film obsessed and have also an artistic side.

i got a crush on a guy ,he is totally a Ion

by B.Cat November 21, 2021

Ion

One of the most prettiest girls you will ever meet, she is on of a kind

And also has cake

Ion is so pretty

by Gracial July 20, 2020

ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving

Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

ion

A retarded word that was invented by Hitler

ion want to like it

by coat_hanger() December 18, 2020

Ion

An idiot who is hyperactive and always ruins things. He takes bad decisions and is living a shitty life.

Don't be a Ion.
That Ion is so annoying.

by DashScorch November 21, 2021

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

Ion git it

Short for "I don't get it"

This shit makes no sense bro. Ion git it.

by Blargyfart August 10, 2022