Hot Carlo

The act of defecating on someone's face while he is being garrotted (strangled with a cord or wire).

While Clemenza worked the garrotte, Tessio administered the coup de grace, a steaming Hot Carlo.

by Zebra1 June 26, 2010

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Hot Carly

When a bitch is on her period and she pisses you off, you rip the used tampon straight out of her cunt, and then proceed to slap her across the face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me a blow job during blow job week so I hot carlyed her.

by fartqueef69 June 16, 2009

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Hot Carlos

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface like a counter or a table and fucking the hell out of your own crap. Not to be confused with the Hot Carl wich requires a female partner's boobs.

-Yo dude, you wanna come to the club and find some chicks?
-Nha dogg, I'm cool. Call me Hot Carlos but I'm gonna stay home and fuck my own shit.
-LOL dude, I'm gonna think about you when I'm doing a Hot Carl to a big breasted chick.

by hotcarl4u October 1, 2007

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Hot Carlito

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.

Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.

by CableB July 28, 2017

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Hot Carlson

Similar to a Hot Carl but a Hot Carlson is when you piss on the face and then defecate on it.

Blaine: Dude, I can't believe you fucked Charity.
Nick: If you think that is bad than did you know Greener gave her a Hot Carlson?
Blaine: Dude, did you still kiss her?
Nick: Ya toungue and all. I love that shit.

by Hot Carl Gustav February 7, 2009

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