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Hippopotomass

Noun; Used to describe an extremely large butt.

Hip-po-pot-um-ass

One who was blessed or cursed with a rotund rear, that resembles the girth of the posterior of the amphibious creature hippopotamus.
"Hello sir, are you aware your wife was blessed with a hippopotomass?"

"Yes, I married her for that reason alone, a large fine bootious-maximus is highly desirable. Thank you for your observation."

"Good day."
Hippopotomass by MixMastaK October 30, 2009

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .
Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
Twat Hippopotamus by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliphobia 

(n) Fear of long words

Probally not a very smart choice, seeing as this word is 37 characters, might be a problem for anyone who actually has it.
Parent:So, whats your problem?
Kid:I have hippopotomon-AHh..
Doctor:He has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliphobia
*Kid runs away crying*

hippopotamus 

a fat water cow
hippopotamus by Schnerd February 26, 2003

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of big words...I ain't playin...
The poor man suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Y'know what's a great example of irony?

What?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia