If you know a Heather then you know she is a bitch!!! She is probably the most petty person you will ever meet in your life. She will try to intimidate you, but in your head you laughing at her ugly ass face. The worst part is she will be on her death bed and she will never let go of the grudges she's been holding against people her whole life.
by imeanreally February 13, 2019
The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?
Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!
Big Hope : Was she any good?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....
Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!
Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?
Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!
Big Hope : Was she any good?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....
Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!
Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?
Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
by Michelle Pussythrusts November 30, 2007
A Heather is a Flower. But also is a person. A Heather has a great personality, and shares her feelings. She is nice hearted but sometimes gets ticked off. She is warm blooded and the nicest friend you'll ever meet.
by RaeIsBossss July 07, 2015
A blonde bubbly girl. Has hazel eyes and laughs at anything. She's a fast typer and LOVES food but shes skinny
Short. Lanky. Pretty
Short. Lanky. Pretty
by Ashley bongs December 19, 2009
An awesome girl who plays trombone and is really funny and sweet. She loves small asians. She is gorgeous and laughs at mostly anything. She gets good grades but doesn't try and is the best dancer around. Heather is one of the most fun, beautiful, and awesomest girls you will ever meet.
by immabo$$ December 27, 2011
by Mister XXX February 26, 2004
Someone who will always be one step ahead of you- the person you wish that you could be. They’re the person that your crush is pretty much in love with- and you think you’ll never ever be her so you sit sadly and watch out the window wishing you were Heather.
“You gave her your sweater, it’s just polyester- but you like her better. I wish I were Heather.” - Conan Gray
by ~thatonegirl~ December 03, 2020