If you know a Heather then you know she is a bitch!!! She is probably the most petty person you will ever meet in your life. She will try to intimidate you, but in your head you laughing at her ugly ass face. The worst part is she will be on her death bed and she will never let go of the grudges she's been holding against people her whole life.
by imeanreally February 13, 2019
Get the Heathermug. The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?
Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!
Big Hope : Was she any good?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....
Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!
Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?
Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!
Big Hope : Was she any good?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....
Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!
Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?
Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
by Michelle Pussythrusts December 28, 2007
Get the heathermug. A Heather is a Flower. But also is a person. A Heather has a great personality, and shares her feelings. She is nice hearted but sometimes gets ticked off. She is warm blooded and the nicest friend you'll ever meet.
by RaeIsBossss July 23, 2015
Get the Heathermug. A blonde bubbly girl. Has hazel eyes and laughs at anything. She's a fast typer and LOVES food but shes skinny
Short. Lanky. Pretty
Short. Lanky. Pretty
by Ashley bongs December 19, 2009
Get the Heathermug. An awesome girl who plays trombone and is really funny and sweet. She loves small asians. She is gorgeous and laughs at mostly anything. She gets good grades but doesn't try and is the best dancer around. Heather is one of the most fun, beautiful, and awesomest girls you will ever meet.
by immabo$$ December 29, 2011
Get the Heathermug. by Mister XXX February 26, 2004
Get the Heatheringmug. A definition of heather is a kween. Everything she does slays everyones world. When Heather walks in a room everyone stops what they are doing to praise her.
Her strengths are usually - The spanish language and marathon running.
Her strengths are usually - The spanish language and marathon running.
by Heather (A.K.A Hezzabezza) October 4, 2018
Get the Heathermug.