Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP

I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.

by T-ball January 31, 2014

3 dollar hawaiian cooler

A huge load that gets shot everywhere

i heard at maxi mart they make you wear shock collars and 1 guy put 1 on his dick and blasted himself a 3 dollar hawaiian cooler

by tmangreen October 23, 2012

Some Hawaiian girl did it

Basically means impossible or not there.

How did he get that hickey?

A) It's a mosquito bite

B) There's nothing there

C) It's just a shadow!

D) Some Hawaiian girl did it

by BangtanForeverYoung May 4, 2017

Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.

Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."

by Looger November 21, 2009

Hawaiian roller coaster ride

Having sex on any sort of naval vessel while having sex with a man of Hawaiian origin or decent.

Did you hear about rachel? There's video of her going on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride!

by Jamesthedoctor September 9, 2015

Hawaiian Fat Roll

When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.

Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?

by Chance Lance April 24, 2024

Hawaiian Brown Nose

Dumping a can of pineapple chunks in a person's anus during sexual intercourse and eating it all out

She hit my line asking for some Hawaiian Brown Nose

by DiddlyPuff98 November 12, 2024