Hamburger meat

Regional to shore areas of South Jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use "hamburger meat" as a euphemism for chest hair. Hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of French Canadian tourists, as are speedos. Hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. - unbuttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.
Ex. 1
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
Ex. 2
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife...
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.
by Gee El September 5, 2012
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neil hamburger

Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.
A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.
by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007
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Goin' Hamburger

Going hard and good on something.

Derived from Goin' Ham and Goin' Burger.
by Tuesday Is Coming August 7, 2018
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Sharp hamburger

A hamburger that is able to cut due to its sharpness
You wanna know how I got this scars?

Sharp hamburger
by FunniMomento420 August 18, 2022
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hamburger with cheese

A cheeseburger in which the cheese was an after-thought. The cheese is placed on the patty after it is cooked, but before the top of the bun is placed on the hamburger, as opposed to the cheese being melted onto the patty while still on the grill (cheeseburger).
You: Excuse me waitress, I ordered a cheeseburger. This is clearly a hamburger with cheese.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.
by werdo terdo May 12, 2010
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hamburger lips

damn she/he has some major hamburger lips, look at that wide smile.
by homechild February 24, 2017
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Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.
Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.
by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023
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