feeding a horse

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.

"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."

by ChapmasterFlex27 March 15, 2010

Get off your high horse

"Get off your high horse" is an idiom people retort with in an argument when the other person is acting like a holier-than-thou being when in reality, they aren't. To put it in a simpler manner, to tell people to stop acting as if they're the top authority when they aren't.

Person A: "I am completely entitled to go around dismissing people when they do something completely normal just because they're wrong and I'm ultimately right."

Person B: "Get off your high horse."

by InsertDictionaryHere December 25, 2016

help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014

HorseBack Riding

A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to stay on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early saturday morning, so it doesnt get too hot. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars. Considered the hardest sport, But in the end, Its worth it.

Person 1: horseback riding is gay&easy.
Person 2: ride a horse for an hour or so around dinner time, then come tell me its easy.

Person 1: My ass hurts like crazy!
Person 2: Why? all you did was ride yesterday.
Person 1: What the hell.

by youme&thebeach September 9, 2009

Grass mud horse

Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.

There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
　　 In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
　　 They are lively and intelligent
　　 they are fun-loving and nimble
　　 They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
　　 They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
　　
　　 Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
　　 Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
　　 They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
　　 River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert

by Tonyjeans April 12, 2009

horse cock

A concrete vibrator

After we poured the slab, we had to consolidate the wet concrete with a horse cock.

by Lord Butterknife December 16, 2016

Horse Hockey

An old-fashioned sounding way to say "bullshit."

That's a load of horse hockey!

by AlgernonFTW June 4, 2009