Hayden

A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart

Look at that bed I wonder if Hayden sat on it if it would break

by 5885hsobw June 8, 2020

Hayden

A girl that talks like a white girl and is black

Damn why this bitch talk Hayden

by Jame Peterson May 31, 2019

Hayden

Someone who thinks that Komi is cuter than Carrot

"Have you heard what Hayden said about Carrot? "
"Yeah he thought She's not as good as Komi"

by Incatequate October 18, 2019

Hayden

Someone who is a creep, normally lurks in the background, and teases those who have a relationship with another person.

Person 1: Oh you have a girlfriend aww
Person 2: Shut the fuck up stop being such a hayden.

by Jay The Cat December 23, 2019

Hayden

Sexiee timeee, SEXIEEE

Hayden

by the the the the the January 29, 2021

Hayden

Top shagger, makes bare sex jokes and will steal your girl.Super hot and will steal yo girl. Probably rich and has the greatest taste in music and youtubers (grime). Thinks they are cool but actually they are named a posh twat name from old england.

Yo u see hayden?

oh! the posh twat who thinks he's roadman?

by cocsucker December 17, 2019

Hayden

Someone who DEFINITELY loves cock and ball torture ;)

Yo! Did you add @haydencoww on snapchat? He'll send you his cock and balls!

by NAC6804 April 6, 2020