Gumby is often used to describe someone who just did something really stupid or ruined a joke or just someone you really hate. Gumby is often combined with "ass" and "as fuck"
That dude just asked if the golden gate bridge was in new york... "Man that was Gumby as fuck"
Nick why did you tell her I liked her... "Because your Gumby ass needed a boost"
Nick why did you tell her I liked her... "Because your Gumby ass needed a boost"
by Fats_Mcgee November 07, 2017
When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
Derogortory word for Rugby. Man that is known to play Rugby does something stupid and is payed out on for doing so by insulting the sport that he plays.
*Warning copious amounts of running may be needed to aviod obliteration when using this term*
*Warning copious amounts of running may be needed to aviod obliteration when using this term*
Man1 walks into a door and stubs his toe
Man1: Ouch thats so very painful
Man2 notices while walking by
Man2: GUMBY!
Man2 runs with Man1 coming close behind
Man1: Ouch thats so very painful
Man2 notices while walking by
Man2: GUMBY!
Man2 runs with Man1 coming close behind
by Stannas September 04, 2007
by obamasaidso July 01, 2020
by Shakyjimy April 19, 2010
Someone who is not too smart and usually finds themselves in a predicament of their own doing. The said person ends up looking like a fool.
Doug is such a massive gumby. He saw this cop bust someone last week, then this week he tries to sell her some weed. Duh!
by TallRobby September 22, 2009
gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.
by Frederdick July 07, 2018