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grammar mountie

Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.
by nothing exciting December 30, 2016
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Grammar nazzi

A phrase used by the grammatically impaired to identify those who can in fact use proper English. A misspelling of the phrase "Grammar Nazi".
idiot: omg wtfukz00r, your such a grammar nazzi!
Grammar Nazi: It's spelled "you're" and "Nazi".
by TransistorsGoneWild May 2, 2006
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grammar-lisciousness

an effect of being completely and totally lisciously wonderful at grammar; a liscious-like cool grammar teacher or fanatic
Jessica Biel and Beyonce love Mr. Babinec and his grammar-lisciousness.
by Abby B. October 13, 2006
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grammar butthole

A douche-bag who thinks he's intellectually superior to everyone else, but only possesses enough neural connections to point out simple grammatical or syntax errors that nobody cares about. Usually someone who didn't pay enough attention in grade school and thought they were God's gift to everyone else, but may have picked up a grammar rule or two on accident.
My grammar butthole professor failed my term paper because I incorrectly used some semicolons.
by Gio208 September 18, 2010
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grammar fags

Those who troll internet message boards to serve no other purpose than to correct grammar, misspellings, or typos of others. This is usually done by those who have too much time on their hands, or are lacking self-confidence in the real world and are trying to make up for it by an inflated sense of self-importance online.
The only response to my question was by some grammar fags who pointed out a few typos.
by JUGMAN January 2, 2008
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halifax grammar

The most expensive school in the poorest province, where Kids talk about how cool the conservative party is, and keep black imported students years over so they can compete against the bleached student body of other school's basketball teams.
Oh, no you're not walking the two blocks to Halifax Grammar School, Ill drive you, sweety.
by Karl A T November 25, 2005
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grammar nazi

A person who criticizes someone else's grammar, spelling, and/or punctuation, usually in an online setting. While they are often seen as uptight assholes who really need to get a life, it should be noted that they point out simple flaws that often show a lack of intelligence on the part of the person being criticized.
That grammar nazi's an ass, but he is right that you're stupid.
by Ehlmaris August 28, 2006
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