Gary

Gary is the kind of guy you have always dreamed of being with. Incredibly gorgeous and kind. Eyes as deep as the the cosmos. Amazing lover, father and friend. Incredibly inclined to do well no matter what the task is. Gary likes to party his ass off and make sure that all his friends are having a good time and are happy. Gary is so selfless and thoughtful and deserves the best because he is the best. If you get a chance to be Gary's girlfriend, be ever so grateful. He is sexy, kind, funny, easy going, a dream weaver, a friend like no other, incredibly hard working and hard partying supercalafreakingdeliciousexpialidosious! Gary will make you become a fan of country music. He can also catch any fish that swims in water and he blows amazing bubbles! You will love Gary, I know I do!

Have you met Gary yet, isn't he the best?

by St.Hooped December 21, 2018

the gary

when somebody is very very fat

1)dude that guy is "the gary"

2)im not inviting him he is "the gary"

3)that guy is the biggest "the gary" i know!!

by that guy gfhj May 18, 2007

gary

A complete twat. User. Will lie to get money. Will do anything for money, Has patience in bucketloads. A great planner. Not a leader, lets people get away with crap. Disloyal very weak. A follower. Does anything family tell him to do regardless of experience, logic or fairness.. lukewarm about said family. Cold cold cold. Admires macheovell ...need I say more. Unresponsive to love and care.

That's such a gary thing to do (cold)

by kelcat October 19, 2017

gary

A man with a muffin-top has anger issues and has flatulent problems.promises to do something but never does it, always throws a temper tantrum

Trudy: are you going to the gym today gary?
Gary: na,to much work by the way can you make me some tea?
Trudy: no
Gary: *(sulks in anger)

by bitchy_sexbomb_999¡¿¤ May 11, 2016

Gary

A person who's retarded

Don't be a Gary.
Are you a fucking Gary.

by It'syourboiskiinyp June 23, 2018

Gary

An annoying peice of shit.Thinks hes better than anyone just because hes in fucking gifted classes.Is bald

Man that gay must be Gary cause hes so fuckin ANNOYING

by IMFUCKINGPISSINGANDSHITTING October 12, 2019

Gary

Anybody alive with the name Gary is most likely a homosexual, so they typically spend their free time licking the balls of their friends and having sex with their strictly heterosexual coworkers. Gary’s enjoy kissing people’s asses to make life easier for themselves, meanwhile being stressed out the entire time.

Hey, did you hear Gary’s co-worker just died?

by PREACHER100 September 18, 2021