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medic girlfriend

A person who plays medic in tf2, however they will only heal a single person (often solder or heavy) to the point where the kritzkrieg or medigun is sticking out of his boyfriends mouth.

Medic boyfriends are often hated due to her not providing healing to the rest of the team.

They are usually tryhards and complain whenever they don’t get an easy kill assist.
Demoman at 2hp: MEDIC!!!
Medic girlfriend: No
by OreganoMeme October 17, 2020
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Step-Girlfriend

Somone who is more than a friend and you love each other but both of you have a healthy relationship with someone else and you know a romantic relationship wouldn't work out between the two of you.
-Bro, wha'chu did last night?
-I don't know. I think I got pretty drunk. I think I've fucked my Step-Girlfriend.
-AYO WHAT? WHAT'S A STEP-GIRLFRIEND?
by Volktron March 11, 2022
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Kiss your girlfriend day

On this day you can make out, kiss or even take it further with your girlfriend
Rodrigo: hey did you know that November 13th is National Kiss your girlfriend day!

Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now
by bigpussyeater November 13, 2019
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get a boyfriend or girlfriend day

its a day where you have to get a girlfriend or boyfriend
girl: want to be my boyfriend for the day cause its get a boyfriend or girlfriend day
boy:sure
by Get a bf or gf rn November 21, 2019
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Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend

Slang term used to describe a lying adulteress who uses money and sexting to entice men from their wives. These women are clown like in appearance and are also referred to as stink box.
Have you heard about that Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend? Word is her stink box smells like the sewer that pennywise is hiding in.
by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020
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neverending quest to save one's girlfriend

What a suspected closeted homosexual is said to be on. A phrase coined on Comedy Central's "Drawn Together."
"Sorry, ladies, I think that guy's on a neverending quest to save his girlfriend."
by Uma Glurman November 12, 2004
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common law girlfriend

When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.
Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.
by anonymous7787 August 3, 2012
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