you're retarded as fuck
by monkeyjia November 15, 2023
Get the guhmug. The exclamation of surprise and astonishment uttered by one who unexpectedly has an apple--or other firm-fleshed variety of pome or drupe--forcefully jammed into his or her open mouth.
Tripping over the curbstone hurt my pride a little, and my toes not at all, but the last thing I wanted to do at that moment was to jam a large crabapple into Summer Bletchfield's patrician tonsils; her irate, accusatory expostulation of "GUH!" will haunt my sleepless dreams through decades of agonizing regret.
by BelAir Hilloc November 20, 2020
Get the Guhmug. by mr_mako December 2, 2023
Get the guhmug. A slightly less offensives way to say the N word, cribbed from Winnie the Pooh's friend Tigger and his way of spelling his name.( Still offensive as hell to the right people, so use this with care. Not resposible for possible repercussions.) Usually followd by further mangling of Winnie the Pooh with "The wonderful thing about niggers, is niggers are wonderful things......"
by mystical007_488 August 25, 2022
Get the N-i-double-guh-ermug. by Skodenjr October 23, 2025
Get the Guhmug. 
